Friday, January 16, 2015

Muphry's Law and Poor Little Rich Word


Muphry's Law struck again this week. (Yes that's Muphry, not Murphy. See "Eating My Own Words.")

Even though (or was it because?) I proofread it myself, the first line in my column went to print with a catastrophic error: Instead of "You can't be too rich or too thin," the first sentence said, "You can't be too rich or too poor."

Argh!

Besides making no sense, it killed the whole lead of the article. Thank Heaven, the layout guy corrected the online article. (I told him I'm going to call him before Yom Kippur to remove some other transgressions for me.)

So, here it is again:

Poor Little Rich Word

Poor Little Rich Word

“You can’t be too rich or too thin.” Barry Popik, contributor to the Oxford English Dictionary (OED), and the Sherlock Holmes of etymology, traces this slogan to several disreputable socialites.…


Monday, December 29, 2014

The Wizards of Oys - Hamodia


Oy!

The Wizards of Oys 

It was some Shabbos in our Flatbush apartment. My daughter Naama and family were in from Israel; my son Meilech and family came in from Lakewood, N.J. Friday night, Meilech…

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Eating My Words: Muphry’s Law - Hamodia

http://hamodia.com/features/eating-words-muphrys-law/

In the first of these trips around the words, I quoted an essay by E.B. White. Reminiscing about when he revised William Strunk’s book, The Elements of Style, White wrote:…

Thursday, December 04, 2014

It’s Over - Hamodia



It's Over

It’s Over

I’m not a numbers person. The only thing for which I am indebted to the Arabs is coffee. Except for phone numbers, dates and prices, I rarely use numerals. I…

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Spinning Yarns - Hamodia

Spinning Yarns



Spinning Yarns

I’ve been noticing the word narrative in the news a lot. Taken at
face value, narrative means a particular interpretation or version of a
story. More cynically, narrative is an…


Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Wired Services - Hamodia Language Column


Wired Services

If you’ve ever visited Israel’s Knesset, you know that no good speech goes unpunished. Certainly not one as momentous as when Prime Minister Menachem Begin presented his new peace treaty…

Monday, November 10, 2014

Saluting the Sarge

Salute to a Liberator
I just called the Sarge.

He's not feeling so great; can't hear with his left ear and the right ear isn't so great either.

At EaseBut he's still sharp as a bayonet. As soon as he heard my name, he thanked me for an article about Teddy Roosevelt I sent him a few months ago. And he promised to send me a copy of another article about TR.

I asked about Veterans Day and he said he doesn't get out much anymore.

For me, talking with the Sarge is a Veteran's Day Parade!


Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Lost in Translation - Hamodia



Lost in Translation


Pull up a chair. I’ve got a story for you. It was 1974. We were living in Yerushalayim, and my parents, z”l, came for Pesach. One day,in the old…

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Dear Mrs. Shakespeare - Hamodia


Dear Mrs. Shakespeare

Dear Mrs. Shakespeare, Your son William is a bright boy and shows potential, especially in his writing assignments. We are even thinkingof asking him to work on the school…


Monday, October 06, 2014

The Fall of Comma-ism - Hamodia



The Fall of Comma-ism

Harold Ross, editor of The New Yorker, was notorious for
carpet-bombing the copy with commas. In James Thurber’s The Years With
Ross, he wrote that a professor picked up a…


Thursday, September 04, 2014

A Ner Neshamah for Steven Sotloff, Hy”d - Hamodia





A Ner Neshamah for Steven Sotloff, Hy”d


We’ve run out of words. President Obama called the Islamic State’s
beheading of Steven Sotloff, Hy”d, on Tuesday an act of “barbarism.”
Secretary of State John Kerry called it “unfathomable…



Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Mad Mimi goes big time


Mad Mimi was just bought by GoDaddy. See
Guess what!? GoDaddy Acquires Mad Mimi

But the prices and people are staying.
Compare active ingredient in Mad Mimi with Constant Contact.

If you're still sending your marketing email from your own email client, see this post. I wrote that before I switched to Mad Mimi. They are now my weapon of choice.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Poisoning the Cup of Consolation by Mordechai Schiller



[ T O P  S T O R I E S ]

on media
Poisoning the Cup of ConsolationBy Mordechai Schiller







After being shocked, a devout journalist is reminded why he religiously avoids reading the "newspaper of record"








Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Microsoft Protection Racket


Microsoft Protection Racket



Pull up a chair. I’m going to let you in on a family legend. One
day in the 1930s, a sales rep of the Abe Reles organization came into
my grandfather's …



Wednesday, April 09, 2014

The Face in the Screen - Hamodia

 Time to take a long, hard look....


The Face in the Screen

OK… so your best friend — who works on 47th St. — calls you up to tell you he’s got an incredible deal. An offer you can’t refuse. Somebody just…

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Applied Righteousness: The Rescue Heard 'Round the World by Mordechai Schiller



[ T O P  S T O R I E S ]
past & present
Applied Righteousness: The Rescue Heard 'Round the World 


http://www.jewishworldreview.com/1213/rescue_heard_round_the_world.php3#.UqiTK-LGWHt
By Mordechai Schiller

They were the most unlikely of friends. As children, in another world, death brought them together. Now life brought them together once again
UPLIFTING

Monday, May 27, 2013

Saluting the Sarge

I just got off the phone with the Sarge.
I called to salute Sgt. Arnold Rist on Memorial Day. Bless, him, even though he couldn't sound Taps anymore, he was out there in the wind yesterday, honoring his buddies in arms. If you don't know the Sarge, here's my tribute:

Salute to a Liberator
and a postscript: At Ease



Sunday, February 10, 2013

The most important thing I learned from David Ogilvy

I never met David Ogilvy. But he had a great impact on my career.

Kenneth Roman reveals the most important thing we can all learn from David Ogilvy:
Being edited by Ogilvy was like being operated on by a great surgeon who could put his hand on the only tender organ in your body. You could feel him put his finger on the wrong word, the soft phrase, the incomplete thought. But he had no pride of authorship, and he could be quite self-critical. Someone found a personally annotated copy of one of his books in which he had written cross comments about his own writing: “Rubbish. Rot! Nonsense.” He would send his major documents around for comment, with a note: “Please improve.”

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Guy Kawasaki Goes APE on How to Publish a Book

Why would a celebrity author, at a major publisher, choose to jump ship and self publish his next book?

If you didn't hear of Guy Kawasaki, you heard of Apple. And if you heard of Apple, it is probably because of Guy Kawasaki.

Guy (disclosure: I'm not buddies with Mr. Kawasaki. But there are some people who it's more natural to call by their first name. It's also easier to spell. So please allow me the familiarity).... As I was saying before I interrupted myself, Guy might be called the High Priest of Evangelical marketing. That's somewhere between word of mouth marketing and word of soul marketing. It tends to happen to Apple employees and customers. You don't just buy a Mac or an iPad. You "convert" to it.

Guy was the guy who made it happen. He is the poster child for this new kind of marketing. His previous books Art of the Start and Enchantment: The Art of Changing Hearts, Minds, and Actions tell the story and tell how you can become an evangelist.

Always tuned in to his followers (they're not just "readers"), Guy was horrified when his megapublisher could not perform the seemingly simple task of providing 500 free ebooks for a high-tech company. In response, Guy decided to self publish his next book. Veteran writer and computer geek that he is, he thought it would be snap. It wasn't.

The adventure--and more important--the secret handshake--is given over in the new book Guy co-authored with Shawn Welch: APE: Author, Publisher, Entrepreneur | How to Publish a Book

If you've ever thought about writing a book--especially an ebook--do yourself a favor and get a copy. You will be enlightened.